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Exo-M in a tub

Lay not aware of whats going on and Tao be like: bitch im home

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guys, chill. really.


😊my babies

guys, chill. really.

😊my babies

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goddessofcheese:

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There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.

CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH
This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.
She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death.  Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at.  Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.
Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.
Ching Shih said fuck that.
She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.
For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.
tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.

goddessofcheese:

brofligate:

did-you-kno:

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There is literally nothing better than a sexy, badass lady.

CHING MOTHERFUCKING SHIH

This lady was such a badass, I can’t count the ways, but let’s try.

She got married to an already successful pirate, Zheng Yi, and took over when he died. She was crazy strict to keep an iron fist over her fleet of pirates, and the punishments for stepping out of line were brutal. If you stole or looted from a town that provided assistance or tribute to the pirate fleet, Ching would chop your fucking head off with a battle axe and dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  If you stole from the pirate treasury, or she thought you were stealing from the pirate treasury, Ching would chop your fucking head off dump your lifeless body in the ocean.  Raping any captured female prisoners was punishable by immediate death.  Fuck, if you had consensual sex while on duty you got your head chopped off and the woman was chucked off the boat no matter where they were at.  Ching wasn’t fucking around, and she wanted to make damn sure you weren’t fucking around when you should have been working.

Two years after she took over, she got so notorious for ransacking towns and taking taxes on them that she pissed off the entire Chinese government, and sent out a massive fleet to bring her in line. Most pirates probably would’ve said this was out of their pay grade and taken off to hide out or ransack some other country.

Ching Shih said fuck that.

She not only faced them head on, she wiped the floor with them, killing hundreds and capturing sixty-something ships from the Imperial Fleet. Prisoners were given the choice of joining up or being executed on the spot. The Admiral of the Chinese navy, Kwo Lang, was so afraid of being captured by her or going back to admit he’d been beaten by her that he committed suicide.

For the next two years, Ching Shih not only kept on pirating, she fought off Chinese forces as well as Dutch and British warships that the navy called in to help. Finally the government gave up and offered her amnesty as well as amnesty for her then SEVENTEEN THOUSAND crewman. Ching Shih got to keep all her plunder, so she retired to the countryside where she opened up a brothel and lived until she was 69.

tldr: I’ve come to terms with the reality that I’ll never be as terrifyingly badass as this woman was.

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pinnocheo:


As I promised on Spring, here is my another giveaway! Now it’s time for kpop giveaway. Finally I bought some albums for myself and my lovely followers~ So there will be one winner and will get one of these packages:
BTS Package

BTS — 2 Cool 4 Skool Single Album
BTS — O!RUL8,2? Mini Album
BTS — Skool Luv Affair Mini Album
BTS — Skool Luv Affair Special Edition

EXO Package

EXO — EXO’s First Box
EXO K — Overdose Mini Album
EXO M — Overdose Mini Album
EXO K — XOXO Album (kiss)

B.A.P Package 

B.A.P — B.A.P First Sensibility Album
B.A.P — Uplugged 2014 Single Album
B.A.P — Power Mini Album
B.A.P — Official Postcard Set

Read and follow the rules below, please. The Kpop Album Giveaway will end on August 20th midnight-11.59PM (GMT+8) The winner will be chosen with random.org; This giveaway is international! Anyone can join~ Good luck!!☆.。.:*・°☆
UPDATED!! Read more please ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )
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pinnocheo:

As I promised on Spring, here is my another giveaway! Now it’s time for kpop giveaway. Finally I bought some albums for myself and my lovely followers~ So there will be one winner and will get one of these packages:

  • BTS Package

BTS — 2 Cool 4 Skool Single Album

BTS — O!RUL8,2? Mini Album

BTS — Skool Luv Affair Mini Album

BTS — Skool Luv Affair Special Edition

  • EXO Package

EXO — EXO’s First Box

EXO K — Overdose Mini Album

EXO M — Overdose Mini Album

EXO K — XOXO Album (kiss)

  • B.A.P Package 

B.A.P — B.A.P First Sensibility Album

B.A.P — Uplugged 2014 Single Album

B.A.P — Power Mini Album

B.A.P — Official Postcard Set

Read and follow the rules below, please. The Kpop Album Giveaway will end on August 20th midnight-11.59PM (GMT+8) The winner will be chosen with random.org; This giveaway is international! Anyone can join~ Good luck!!☆.。.:*・°☆

UPDATED!! Read more please ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )

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pinnocheo:


As I promised on Spring, here is my another giveaway! Now it’s time for kpop giveaway. Finally I bought some albums for myself and my lovely followers~ So there will be one winner and will get one of these packages:
BTS Package

BTS — 2 Cool 4 Skool Single Album
BTS — O!RUL8,2? Mini Album
BTS — Skool Luv Affair Mini Album
BTS — Skool Luv Affair Special Edition

EXO Package

EXO — EXO’s First Box
EXO K — Overdose Mini Album
EXO M — Overdose Mini Album
EXO K — XOXO Album (kiss)

B.A.P Package 

B.A.P — B.A.P First Sensibility Album
B.A.P — Uplugged 2014 Single Album
B.A.P — Power Mini Album
B.A.P — Official Postcard Set

Read and follow the rules below, please. The Kpop Album Giveaway will end on August 20th midnight-11.59PM (GMT+8) The winner will be chosen with random.org; This giveaway is international! Anyone can join~ Good luck!!☆.。.:*・°☆
UPDATED!! Read more please ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )
Read More

pinnocheo:

As I promised on Spring, here is my another giveaway! Now it’s time for kpop giveaway. Finally I bought some albums for myself and my lovely followers~ So there will be one winner and will get one of these packages:

  • BTS Package

BTS — 2 Cool 4 Skool Single Album

BTS — O!RUL8,2? Mini Album

BTS — Skool Luv Affair Mini Album

BTS — Skool Luv Affair Special Edition

  • EXO Package

EXO — EXO’s First Box

EXO K — Overdose Mini Album

EXO M — Overdose Mini Album

EXO K — XOXO Album (kiss)

  • B.A.P Package 

B.A.P — B.A.P First Sensibility Album

B.A.P — Uplugged 2014 Single Album

B.A.P — Power Mini Album

B.A.P — Official Postcard Set

Read and follow the rules below, please. The Kpop Album Giveaway will end on August 20th midnight-11.59PM (GMT+8) The winner will be chosen with random.org; This giveaway is international! Anyone can join~ Good luck!!☆.。.:*・°☆

UPDATED!! Read more please ♡(˃͈ દ ˂͈ ༶ )

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Reblog if you like an actor twice your age

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themanwiththeironsuit:

Want to prove to a classmate that I am not the only one.

All of tumblr should be reblogging this.

Wait, just one?….

Would you like me to give you a list?

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I love how every time I reblog this it’s a different gif of Crowley rolling out a contract.

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